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Ah, business, you field of immeasurable opportunity! This day we bring you another opportunity to make your fortune — by leasing your body for advertising! The company Leaseyourbody.com will pimp market your bod to advertisers willing to pay you to wear temporary tattoos with their message.

A forehead placement is shown on its web page, but I’m guessing that other body parts would bring even more $$. Are you catching my drift, Brittany Spears? Don’t be surprised if Google (NASDAQ: GOOG) jumps into the market with a new product, GoogleCheeks, before the end of the year.

Ever wonder who was behind those soothing voices on the PA systems of airports and other public places? Apparently, until recently the voice of the London Underground was Emma Clarke. Emma was made redundant after officials found on her web site spoof messages she’d recorded, including

  • “Do not drop litter on the train. Please use the tramps provided.”
  • “Would the passenger in the pinstripe suit and

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